Kitty Litter

Copyright 1993 Thumper Productions:

Little Kitty loves to go a’walking down the street

Little Kitty loves the boys a’rollin’ at her feet.

She has long hair and bright eyes too

Little Kitty love to bat those eyes at you.

Look out Little Kitty, be careful what you do

Don’t leave no,   Kitty litter

Little Kitty loves to go a’walkin’ down town

All the boys are comin’ over, lookin’ like a clown.

Some of them are rollin’ over looking like a fool

Little Kitty please, can I take a walk with you.

Look out Little Kitty, be careful who you do.

Don’t leave no, Kitty litter.

Little Kitty’s momma said you gotta act right

If you want the boys and the men to treat you right

Little Kitty said, mom I ain’t no fool

Little Kitty knows exactly what to do

Little Kitty gonna walk right over you

And leave that  Kitty litter

Little Kitty went to the dance last night

Dressed up to the nines well she’s sure looking right

All the little boys are trying to get into her light.

Little Kitty please, can I dance with you tonight

Little Kitty makes all the boys want to fight

Bash bif crash boom, Kitty litter.

Little Kitty ran into a big bad lion,

The lion looked at Kitty said “I want to make you mine”

Little Kitty looked at him and she began to purr

The lion rolled right over, lay down in front of her

Little Kitty took his money, then she took his fur

Brrrrrr, Kitty litter.

Little Kitty said, “I want to drive your car”

Little Kitty said, “you know I won’t go far”

She left with it last night, I haven’t seen it sense

I haven’t heard from Kitty, I don’t know where she went

They called me up this morning, said my car was one big dent.

It looks like cat s—t

I think I fell in love last night, watching Kitty dance

Her low cut lacy see through top and skin tight shiny pants

Kitty held me in her arms and looked into my eyes

She told me that she loved me and other Kitty lies

Now Kitty runs around tonight while I sit home and cry

Because I am

Kitty litter