Vegetable Blues

Copyright 1992 Thumper Productions:

You’ve been feeding me whipped potatoes,

My artichoke heart has been deep fried.

You’ve been feeding me whipped potatoes,

My artichoke heart has been deep fried.

I been getting treated so poorly baby,

‘cause I told you one little lie.

Well my tbone has been broiled,

my little red tomatoes are in a stew.

Yeah, my tbone has been broiled,

my little red tomatoes are in a stew.

I been getting treated so poorly baby,

‘cause I told a little lie to you.

Can’t get no succotash baby,

can’t get no honey glazed ham.

Can’t get no succotash baby,

can’t get no honey glazed ham.

All the lovin’ I been getting’s

Cold and straight from the can.

Well my celery done wilted,

my dinner roll, it will not rise.

Yeah, my celery done wilted,

my dinner roll, it will not rise.

The only thing I’ve learned from this baby,

Is not to tell no lies.