Vegetable Blues

Copyright 1992 Thumper Productions:

 

Youíve been feeding me whipped potatoes,

My artichoke heart has been deep fried.

Youíve been feeding me whipped potatoes,

My artichoke heart has been deep fried.

I been getting treated so poorly baby,

Ďcause I told you one little lie.

 

Well my tbone has been broiled,

my little red tomatoes are in a stew.

Yeah, my tbone has been broiled,

my little red tomatoes are in a stew.

I been getting treated so poorly baby,

Ďcause I told a little lie to you.

 

Canít get no succotash baby,

canít get no honey glazed ham.

Canít get no succotash baby,

canít get no honey glazed ham.

All the loviní I been gettingís

Cold and straight from the can.

 

Well my celery done wilted,

my dinner roll, it will not rise.

Yeah, my celery done wilted,

my dinner roll, it will not rise.

The only thing Iíve learned from this baby,

Is not to tell no lies.