Y2K:

Copyright 2000 Thumper Productions:

The local music mag had an ad “play at a glorious Mexican resort on New Years Eve”.

Here’s the real story

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Chorus:

We ain’t got no airconditioning

We ain’t got no rooms with heat

We ain’t got no shower curtain

We ain’t got no toilet seat

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We’re playing down in Mexico the year 2000 show

They said it might be dangerous, we said we gotta go

They promised us fine lodging they promised us free beer

We’re rock and roll musicians, you know we’re out of here.

Chorus

We’re way out in the boonies, no federales here.

Peyote growing in the fields, $2 quarts of beer.

We’re playing down Camales, below the Rio Grande.

We’re drunk and stoned and stupid, we’re the players in the band

Chorus

We throw our guitars in the air, we trash our amps with flair.

We drive the golf carts in the fires, we’re artists, we don’t care.

The stage is sinking in the lake, we don’t know where to stand.

We’re drunk and stoned and stupid, we’re the players in the band

Chorus

The promoter took his money, we don’t know where he went.

The view is looking pretty dim, we trashed the tatoo tent

We’re playing down in Mexico, we’re looking for some sin.

We’re drunk and stoned and stupid, the band we’re players in

Chorus

The party lasted all night long, we drank and sang and cheered.

The frat girls flashed their tits at us, the frat boys flashed their rears.

We’re playing down in Mexico, we’re looking for some sin.

We’re drunk and stoned and stupid, the band we’re players in

We’re drunk and stoned and stupid stumbling

drunk and stoned and stupid mumbling

drunk and stoned and stupid, we’re the players in the band

We ain’t got no

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